Ashrey (_istealpantsu) wrote in kcrack,
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The Adventures of Su and Chun, now with Sunnie!


(15:31:56) suparhomo: chunnn~
(15:32:09) chunbunny: Su~ :D
(15:32:47) chunbunny: Whats up baby?
(15:32:55) suparhomo: not my penis :-)
(15:32:59) chunbunny: aw :(
(15:33:06) suparhomo: and minnie is scaring me ;_;
(15:33:09) chunbunny: D:
(15:33:12) chunbunny: What is minnie doing?
(15:33:27) suparhomo: he wrote a story about him and jae getting it on and ir ead it and then i lost it
(15:33:30) suparhomo: and somehow he knows
(15:33:56) chunbunny: :O!
(15:34:08) chunbunny: Why were you reading Jaemin
(15:34:16) suparhomo: because jae made me~
(15:34:35) suparhomo: he was like reading it at me and then i grabbed and it and read cause it mentioned food and i was hungry :-(
(15:34:47) chunbunny: Did you eat it?
(15:34:51) suparhomo: noes
(15:34:54) chunbunny: Oh
(15:34:56) suparhomo: i losted it
(15:34:59) chunbunny: Did it mention tangy ambrosia
(15:35:05) suparhomo: No :-(
(15:35:08) chunbunny: :(
(15:35:12) suparhomo: it mentioned cucumbers:-(
(15:35:18) chunbunny: I dont like cucumbers
(15:35:22) suparhomo: me either
(15:35:34) suparhomo: i like your cucumber chunnie :-)
(15:35:34) chunbunny: I like your ass.
(15:35:36) chunbunny: :D
(15:35:47) suparhomo: ...your such a charmer chun :-D
(15:35:52) chunbunny: <3 I know
(15:35:53) suparhomo: I'm so happy we got married~
(15:35:55) suparhomo: <3
(15:35:58) chunbunny: Me too :D
(15:36:07) suparhomo: even though you said you weren't going to
(15:36:09) chunbunny: And I'm so happy we had a child :(
(15:36:12) suparhomo: but ahahaha i got you ^_~
(15:36:14) chunbunny: :)*
(15:36:20) suparhomo: ..yes
(15:36:21) chunbunny: i know, you changed my mind <3
(15:36:24) suparhomo: sunnie is...precious.
(15:36:27) chunbunny: yes she is.
(15:36:36) suparhomo: she has her daddy's...teeth
(15:36:44) chunbunny: Rawr
(15:36:48) suparhomo: *looks at hands covered in bite marks* D8
(15:36:54) chunbunny: Aww
(15:37:00) chunbunny: *kisses them better*
(15:37:15) suparhomo: yay~
(15:37:21) chunbunny: :D
(15:37:32) suparhomo: she's vicoius chunnie
(15:37:35) suparhomo: *vicious
(15:37:35) chunbunny: I want a chocolate dipped banana
(15:37:48) suparhomo: ...ass to mouth?
(15:38:04) chunbunny: no not ass to mouth
(15:38:06) chunbunny: a banana
(15:38:08) chunbunny: fruit
(15:38:11) chunbunny: dipped in chocolate
(15:38:19) chunbunny: not poo D:
(15:38:19) suparhomo: oh
(15:38:22) suparhomo: ew D:
(15:38:26) chunbunny: D: i know
(15:38:40) suparhomo: YOU DIDN'T SAY THAT ON OUR HONEYMOON :-(
(15:38:48) chunbunny: YOU DIDNT EITHER
(15:39:01) chunbunny: and anyway, we use enema's before having sex. :)
(15:39:11) suparhomo: I WAS JUST MARRIED, EXCITED AND HORNY WHAT DID YOU EXPECT ;_;
(15:39:21) suparhomo: and yes
(15:39:24) chunbunny: ME TOO
(15:39:27) chunbunny: :D
(15:39:46) suparhomo: ...you still are a horny bunny most of the time.
(15:39:51) chunbunny: I am ;_;
(15:39:58) suparhomo: *pets*
(15:40:04) chunbunny: *purrs*
(15:40:16) suparhomo: bunnies purr? :0
(15:40:21) chunbunny: they do now :D
(15:42:21) suparhomo logged in.
(15:43:17) chunbunny: :D
(15:43:31) suparhomo: ...
(15:43:34) suparhomo: and the boots
(15:43:35) suparhomo: D:
(15:43:48) chunbunny: Huh?
(15:43:58) suparhomo: from the O video ;_;
(15:44:01) chunbunny: Oh
(15:44:08) chunbunny: :D
(15:44:21) suparhomo: *whines*
(15:44:24) suparhomo: PUT THEM ON HO
(15:44:35) chunbunny: *puts them on* yes sir
(15:45:06) suparhomo: Now dance for su *sits and watches*
(15:45:11) chunbunny: *dances*
(15:46:05) suparhomo: >:'D
(15:46:16) chunbunny: *dances like the sexy bunny he is*
(15:46:30) suparhomo: *smacks ass* <3~
(15:47:45) chunbunny: :D
(15:47:47) chunbunny: <3
(15:48:11) suparhomo: i like your ass too chun~
(15:48:22) chunbunny: why thank you
(15:48:24) suparhomo: even though mine is vanishing before my very eyes :-(
(15:48:37) chunbunny: *gives him some food*
(15:48:42) suparhomo: *nibbles*
(15:49:32) chunbunny: *smiles* there
(15:49:43) chunbunny: i bet sunnie has been eating your ass off
(15:49:46) chunbunny: :(
(15:49:47) suparhomo: ...
(15:49:50) suparhomo: *PANICS*
(15:49:52) suparhomo: OMG
(15:49:56) suparhomo: Thats it
(15:50:03) suparhomo: I am calling the priest she can't eat my ass ;_;
(15:50:10) chunbunny: Alright
(15:50:13) suparhomo: and she ate your ears
(15:50:18) suparhomo: remember D:
(15:50:19) chunbunny: Get her exorcised
(15:50:21) chunbunny: yes
(15:50:28) suparhomo: and she called me a ho today :-(
(15:50:35) chunbunny: *gasps*
(15:50:40) chunbunny: You called me a ho today :*
(15:50:42) chunbunny: *:(
(15:50:48) suparhomo: ...but that was different
(15:50:54) suparhomo: ...i am your ho
(15:50:55) suparhomo: :-(
(15:51:00) suparhomo: and you are mine <3
(15:51:04) chunbunny: <3 ok
(15:51:07) suparhomo: but my daughter cannot cal me a ho
(15:51:09) suparhomo: D:
(15:51:13) chunbunny: no she cannot
(15:51:13) suparhomo: IN A MALICIOUS WAY
(15:51:35) suparhomo: its not right to be scared of your own child:-(
(15:51:41) suparhomo: do you think she is a demon chun :-(
(15:51:54) suparhomo: should we get rid of her :'(
(15:51:57) chunbunny: no
(15:52:01) chunbunny: lets get her exorcised
(15:52:07) chunbunny: call the priest
(15:52:16) suparhomo: *calls priest D8*?
(15:52:33) chunbunny: PRIEST: *COMES AND EXORCISES SUNNIE*
(15:52:41) suparhomo: *HIDES IN CORNER*
(15:53:00) suparhomo: SHES GONNA EAT ME OMG
(15:53:08) chunbunny: no she's not *holds*
(15:53:14) chunbunny: Look she's all better
(15:53:16) suparhomo: *shakes* yes she is
(15:53:24) suparhomo: *looks at sunnie*
(15:53:47) chunbunny: Sunnie: *ALL BETTER* 8D
(15:54:19) suparhomo: Sunnie, you won't bite daddy anymore? :-(
(15:54:39) suparhomo: and call him a ho? :-(
(15:54:50) chunbunny: Sunnie: I wont bite or call anyone a ho :)
(15:55:02) suparhomo: ...*huggles her* thats my girl
(15:55:12) suparhomo: ...no you can call people hos, just not your parents.
(15:55:23) suparhomo: if someone gets up in your grill, you tell them off.
(15:55:28) chunbunny: S: oh okay
(16:02:58) suparhomo: CHUN
(16:03:04) chunbunny: Yes?
(16:03:13) suparhomo: our daughter is on the internet telekinetically
(16:03:20) suparhomo: and...how she even knew that word is beyond me
(16:03:26) suparhomo: it scares me cause its so big
(16:04:22) chunbunny: Maybe the priest replaced her want to eat thigns with telekinetic stuff
(16:05:02) suparhomo: ...he made her a genius? :0
(16:05:16) chunbunny: Maybe



(16:00:35) SunnieWillEatYou: HI DADDY
(16:00:49) suparhomo: Hi Sunnie~
(16:00:57) suparhomo: Are you feeling better now the priest came and made you happy?
(16:00:57) SunnieWillEatYou: I ATE YOUR SLIPPERS
(16:01:03) suparhomo: ...
(16:01:06) SunnieWillEatYou: No because I havea tummy ache
(16:01:10) suparhomo: Hunny those slippers were expensive :-(
(16:01:14) SunnieWillEatYou: And i ate them before the priest came :(
(16:01:21) suparhomo: they cost daddy a lot of money :-(
(16:01:26) SunnieWillEatYou: Im sorry daddy
(16:01:37) suparhomo: its ok *cuddles*
(16:01:41) SunnieWillEatYou: *cuddles*
(16:01:43) suparhomo: you should be good now
(16:01:47) SunnieWillEatYou: *nods*
(16:01:50) suparhomo: and aw *rubs your tummy better*
(16:02:05) SunnieWillEatYou: ^^
(16:02:24) suparhomo: sunnie
(16:02:28) SunnieWillEatYou: Yes?
(16:02:30) suparhomo: how are you on the internet? :-)
(16:02:38) SunnieWillEatYou: telekinetically :)
(16:02:41) suparhomo: ...
(16:02:52) suparhomo: i'll be right back sweety daddy has to talk to other daddy
(16:03:00) SunnieWillEatYou: I ahve two daddies?
(16:03:24) SunnieWillEatYou: I thought I had a mommy ::(
(16:03:34) suparhomo: um
(16:03:37) SunnieWillEatYou: I dot have a mommy?
(16:03:38) suparhomo: I'm your mummy?
(16:03:40) SunnieWillEatYou: *don't
(16:03:45) SunnieWillEatYou: But how come i call you daddy?
(16:04:21) suparhomo: *holds out hand* do you wantt o chew on mummy?
(16:05:09) SunnieWillEatYou: No
(16:05:32) suparhomo: why not
(16:05:39) SunnieWillEatYou: Because i dont like biting people
(16:05:46) suparhomo: ...thats a good girl :-)
(16:06:18) suparhomo: what do you want for christmas sunnie~?
(16:08:16) SunnieWillEatYou: The Bible!
(16:09:19) suparhomo: what is that like a book by a kids show?
(16:09:32) SunnieWillEatYou: ITS THE WORD OF THE LORD
(16:09:35) suparhomo: sorry sweetie dad--mummy isnt up to date with the shows you watch.
(16:09:39) suparhomo: ...
(16:09:42) suparhomo: I see,
(16:09:49) SunnieWillEatYou: The priest said i should read it
(16:09:52) SunnieWillEatYou: But i'd also like
(16:09:55) SunnieWillEatYou: a pony
(16:09:56) SunnieWillEatYou: and
(16:09:56) suparhomo: The priest is silly.
(16:10:11) suparhomo: ok we'll get you two ponies and if you forget about the bible :-)
(16:10:12) SunnieWillEatYou: a skip it
(16:10:19) suparhomo: ..what is a skip it?
(16:10:20) SunnieWillEatYou: REALLY?!
(16:10:26) suparhomo: Yes really :-)
(16:10:33) SunnieWillEatYou: its this thing you wear on your ankle
(16:10:38) SunnieWillEatYou: and you skip with it on
(16:10:46) suparhomo: WOW :0
(16:10:49) suparhomo: I WANT ONE.
(16:10:54) SunnieWillEatYou: YEAH ITS RLY FUN MUM
(16:10:58) suparhomo: We'll ask daddy
(16:11:00) SunnieWillEatYou: okay
(16:11:01) suparhomo: DADDY WILL GET THEM FOR US
(16:11:04) SunnieWillEatYou: OKAY
(16:11:10) SunnieWillEatYou: AND WE CAN SKIP IT TOGETHER
(16:11:23) suparhomo: YES
(16:16:51) suparhomo: yes we will skip together
(16:16:57) suparhomo: and be even closer D:
(16:18:11) suparhomo: can you sing sunnie~
(16:19:04) SunnieWillEatYou: *sings*
(16:19:42) SunnieWillEatYou: *deafeningly bad*
(16:20:26) suparhomo: ...
(16:20:29) suparhomo: *tears well up*
(16:20:36) SunnieWillEatYou: *really really bad*
(16:20:46) suparhomo: *BAWLS*
(16:20:59) suparhomo: I'm so proud :'(
(16:21:26) suparhomo: *holds sunnie* THATS MY GIRL
(16:21:32) SunnieWillEatYou: *beams*
(16:21:38) suparhomo: you're so talented
(16:21:41) suparhomo: you can have two skip its
(16:21:45) SunnieWillEatYou: YAY
(17:19:36) SunnieWillEatYou: Mum!
(17:20:08) suparhomo: Sunnie~
(17:20:22) SunnieWillEatYou: I still have a tummy ache :(
(17:20:33) suparhomo: Oh noes!!
(17:20:42) SunnieWillEatYou: :(
(17:20:43) suparhomo: um *gives medicine?*
(17:20:55) SunnieWillEatYou: I feel better~*
(17:21:39) suparhomo: yay~
(17:21:46) SunnieWillEatYou: ^^
(17:27:16) suparhomo: you should sing for your daddy~
(17:27:21) suparhomo: I'm sure he'd like it ~
(17:27:26) SunnieWillEatYou: Okay!
17:27:52) suparhomo: chun~
(17:27:57) chunbunny: yes?
(17:27:59) suparhomo: isn't sunnie's voice precious?
(17:28:06) suparhomo: *dotes over her*
(17:28:08) chunbunny: its... its special
(17:28:20) suparhomo: of course it is she is our child :0
(17:28:26) chunbunny: Mhm..
(17:28:29) suparhomo: and she has inherited our signing abilities.
(17:28:31) suparhomo: ^o^
(17:28:35) suparhomo: *singing
(17:28:57) suparhomo: ..are you alright chun D:
(17:29:19) chunbunny: yes im fine
(17:29:35) suparhomo: youre..quiet.
(17:29:42) chunbunny: IS THIS BETTER
(17:29:50) suparhomo: ..no
(17:29:54) chunbunny: :(
(17:29:55) suparhomo: thats just scary
(17:29:57) suparhomo: ;_;
(17:30:00) chunbunny: Im sorry
(17:30:02) chunbunny: *cuddles*
(17:30:07) suparhomo: *cuddles*
(17:30:18) suparhomo: sunnie is like...
(17:30:21) suparhomo: better than boa
(17:30:25) suparhomo: and jang ri D8
(17:30:25) chunbunny: ...
(17:30:34) suparhomo: and I should know I've sang with them both
(17:30:37) chunbunny: I... uh...
(17:30:39) chunbunny: yeah..
(17:30:42) chunbunny: Right.
(17:30:53) suparhomo: ...
(17:30:58) suparhomo: you dont like her voice omg
(17:31:03) suparhomo: D:
(17:31:13) chunbunny: I didnt say i didnt
(17:31:19) suparhomo: but you're acting weird
(17:31:26) suparhomo: are you jealous of your own daughter D:
(17:31:31) chunbunny: No, Su.
(17:31:44) chunbunny: her voice is alright. it's not the greatest
(17:33:29) suparhomo: :-(
(17:31:51) SunnieWillEatYou: *CRIES* DADDY DOESNT LIKE MY SINGING
(17:33:09) suparhomo: DADDY IS SILLY
(17:33:16) suparhomo: MUMMY WILL MAKE HIM SEE THE LIGHT
(17:33:33) suparhomo: you've upset her :-(
(17:33:40) chunbunny: I didnt mean to..
(17:33:51) suparhomo: i guess she's sensitive like me~
(17:36:41) suparhomo: well she didn't cry
(17:36:47) suparhomo: so i guess she doesnt take after you too much.
(17:37:25) chunbunny: Thanks, su.
(17:37:35) chunbunny: I'm just a crybaby
(17:41:40) suparhomo: ...
(17:41:47) suparhomo: :-(
(17:42:34) chunbunny: *cry*
(17:43:48) suparhomo: dont cry bunnie~
(17:50:38) chunbunny: *sniffles8
(17:54:38) suparhomo: *kisses tears away* I'm sorry~
(17:58:42) chunbunny: It's okay..
(17:59:48) suparhomo: but i made you cry thats not ok :-(
(18:00:41) chunbunny: I love you so its okay
(18:14:06) suparhomo: *takes chun onto his lap and hugs* no crying~
(18:14:27) chunbunny: *hugs back* I'm okay now
(18:16:40) suparhomo: ok *nuzzles*
(18:16:57) chunbunny: *nuzzles back*
(17:27:32) suparhomo: ^__^
(17:33:32) SunnieWillEatYou: okay ;_l
(17:34:11) suparhomo: don't worry sunnie, being a singer isnt that good anyway.
(17:34:16) suparhomo: Sure look at yunho.
(17:34:41) suparhomo: he's...well yunho
(17:34:46) SunnieWillEatYou: Yunho is stupid!
(17:34:50) suparhomo: exactly.
(17:35:02) suparhomo: and that is why being a singer is not all that great cause stupid people are singers too D:
(17:35:23) suparhomo: you could be a model~ you're pretty enough.
(17:35:30) suparhomo: like your daddy ^o^
(17:35:34) SunnieWillEatYou: ^o^
(17:35:49) SunnieWillEatYou: mum you're pretty too
(17:36:00) suparhomo: aww
(17:36:12) suparhomo: i suppose so.
(17:36:22) suparhomo: But your daddy is nicer to me. And you look like him.
(17:37:09) SunnieWillEatYou: ^_^
(17:42:31) SunnieWillEatYou: Now you made daddy sad mum
(17:43:59) suparhomo: *sighs*
(17:44:05) suparhomo: Yes I do that a lot with people
(17:44:15) SunnieWillEatYou: *hugs*
(17:55:58) suparhomo: young lady shouldn't you be in bed :0
(17:58:55) SunnieWillEatYou: Noes its only 5;58 ;9
(17:58:59) SunnieWillEatYou: *:)
(18:02:49) SunnieWillEatYou: But if you want me to... :(
(18:07:17) suparhomo: well you need your sleep :-(
(18:07:23) SunnieWillEatYou: Okay...
(18:09:19) suparhomo: and you're only...a few weeks old
(18:09:31) SunnieWillEatYou: then put me to bed
(18:09:46) suparhomo: *kisses and puts to bed* <3~
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